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Tema: The internet is made of Cats Jue Oct 06, 2011 9:55 pm
Bueno... me pregunto si lo adecuado seria dividir la seccion Videos segun su genero, es decir, Graciosos por un lado, de terror por otros y asi o.o!... pero eso luego lo hablo con mi muffin morado lindo n///n
De momento... recorde algo que me contaron hace mucho tiempo... y es que INTERNET ESTA HECHO DE GATOS! Asi es gomitas, caramelos y todos los dulces que visiten este foro! Los nekos dominamos el mundo y la internet! Asi que rindanse a nosotros y rian con este video tan... peculiar y de letra pegajosa como goma de mascar XD
Spoiler:
Some people think the internet is a series of tubes Some people it's made of made of wires, And lasers and some hats Some people think it's stuck together With a load of glue
But they're all wrong because the internet is made of...
CATS!
The internet is made of cats The internet is made of cats Cats cats cats cats cats! The internet is made of cats
The internet was born in Japan 2001 There were not many cats so bandwidth was not very high To get the cats around the net they had to keep them small So they compressed kitters using the ancient art of Bonsai
Altough more kittens came online with each an every day The connectivity and bandwidth of the net weren't great Because the kittens' numbers did not grow as you would hope As god kills a kitten every time he sees you masturbate
Because the internet is made of cats The internet is made of cats Cats cats cats cats cats! The internet is made of cats
The revolution came when LOLcats harnessed humankind To create many cats with captions on that were quite mental While deat-rates from a vengeful god stayed More or less the same
The growth in internet kittens soon became exponential For a while it looked as though everything was just fine With more cats in the network things grew fast as fast can be But soon the laws of physics started to bend with the strain As the number of cats tended towards infinity
Because the internet is made of cats The internet is made of cats Cats cats cats cats cats! The internet is made of cats
The internet cat project Kittens inspired by kittens Recursive cats spiralled down to a singularity Which birthed a cat-god, powerful beyond imagination Called "Maru", who appeared obsessed with box idiocy
But despite looking like a fat-cat moron who liked boxes Maru was in fact manipulating both time and space He summoned forth the Dark One, from beyond the deepest past The one who would be saviour of the Internet cat race
Because the internet is made of cats The internet is made of cats Cats cats cats cats cats! The internet is made of...
The internet is made of cats The internet is made of cats Cats cats cats cats cats! The internet is made of cats
And that's a FACT
Kissu no Neko~ ~Because the internet is made of cats, the internet is made of cats, cats, cats, cats, cats, cats, The internet is made of cats~
Jue Oct 06, 2011 9:55 pm
